Put butter in mixer and beat at medium speed until somewhat smooth.
Pour in sugar and beat well. Add 2 eggs. I like to crack the eggs on the side of the bowl while it is moving, which can be really stupid. I like to take chances. Yes, I have had to throw away my batter because I lost eggshells in the mix. Yes, it was a waste of food and yes, I know how expensive butter is, but what can I say? I’m a daredevil. Mix well.
Add: vanilla, baking powder, salt, flour, and milk.
Beat until it looks like it is supposed to and pour into individual baking cups, until they are about 2/3 full.
Bake for 20 minutes or until golden brown. Should produce 24 cupcakes; I get 18 because I’m doing something wrong, although my cupcakes were voted second best in the city by New York Magazine.
Frost with Amy Sedaris’s Vanilla Buttercream Frosting